adult sms

Sardar Ek Mahinay K Lye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha

Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha Ghr Da Khyal Rakhin,

Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin

28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja

Paa Jee ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar

Aa K Paabi Gee De Naal Sonda C

Tey Sawery Chala Janda C

Ajj 0h Nai Aya.

Aik din aik chor larki se uski chain chori kr k bhaga

aur jate jate us k balls b daba gaya.

Us din se ye muhawara ban gaya

Aik to chori uper se seena zoori

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha:

Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?
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Johnny: Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And

Jalta Hua Bulb
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Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: Bulb Kyu???
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Johnny: Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai

Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai,

Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi