Best Collection of New Pathan Jokes at Funny SMS

Aik siyasi nay ana tha to road say tmam Rairhi walo ko htaya gaya

per ek Pathan waheen khara raha.

Ek police wala aya : chal khan rairhi hata.

Pathan : Oye khocha! zara diyan say hm bi apnay elaqay ka mpw hai.

Police wala : Sorry sir, (salute krta hay) but sir mpw kia hota hay?

Pathan : O khana kharab Moong Phali Wala.:-)





Pathan : Kyun Ro rahy ho??

Memon : Meri Murgi Mar gai.

Pathan : Hamara Baap Mar gaya per Hum to nahi Roya.

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Memon : Tu Q Roye ga,

Tera Baap Anday Thori deta tha....;-)