Showing posts with label Kiss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kiss. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 November 2015

Latest Pathan Jokes


Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..


Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"

Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"

Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"

Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"

Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"

Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"

Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"

Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"

Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"

Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"

Aur

Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan"...:-)

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Kiss is the first step to show

In a Kiss-

0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will 
die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER.
Happy Kiss day..!!



Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u...