Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 November 2015

Mazahiya Desi Lateefay 2015

okes means Lateefay in Urdu language. We have largest collection of mazahiya lateefay. This website is created solely for entertainment purpose. All jokes are FREE and will always remain free for our readers. We strive to provide best collection of Urdu jokes to amuse our Pakistani readers.
Jokes have been categorised for the ease of readers. Select your desired funny category. All categories display records in chronological order, starting with the latest and following the order in which they were entered. You will find pagination under each page for quick and easy navigation among pages. Our team is constantly adding new jokes.  Every visit to this website will amuse you with the best and latest jokes of 2015.
Other websites for Urdu lateefay are limited to a specific number of records. However, we distinguish us from others by providing latest lateefay of the year, every time you visit us. Usually we are updating the website on weekly basis, with fresh jokes of the year.
You may find it hard to believe but funny guys are less likely to be depressed as compared to the serious folks that spend most of their life battling with an overload of work. Working all the time is bad for health. Get some break!!! Read mazahiya Pakistani lateefay in Urdu.

Monday, 16 November 2015

Saza e mot

Saza e mot

Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro
Qatil: (after case)
Kya hua
Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy

Tuesday, 18 August 2015

Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna

Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna.
Jub b barish ho mera soog manate rehna.
Tum gay ho to sari shaam ye adat tehri.
Bus kinare pe khare hath hilate rehna.
Jane is dil ko ye adab kahan se aaye.
Us ki rahoo me nigahoo ko bichate rehna.
1 modat se ye maamool howa hai ab to.
Aap hi roothna aap hi manate rehna.
Tum ko maaloom he Saqi, ye pagal pan he.
Door jate howe logoo ko bulate rehna.

Dil toota use toot hi jana tha


Dil toota use toot hi jana tha
kasoor mera use chahana tha
khud ko dard dene ka shok hai
mujhe ye zakham to khana hi tha
parayo se umeed kar rahe the hum
unhe to duniya me kho jana hi tha
kaise koi dabaye apne dil k dard ko
ban k ansu use chalak hi jana tha
kis ko fursat hai sune koi meri dastan
woh to ek fasana hai use chupana hi tha
shayad mit gaya khushi aur gham ka fasla
apne gham k liye hume muskurana hi tha.