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Saturday 21 November 2015

Best Collection of New Pathan Jokes at Funny SMS

Aik siyasi nay ana tha to road say tmam Rairhi walo ko htaya gaya

per ek Pathan waheen khara raha.

Ek police wala aya : chal khan rairhi hata.

Pathan : Oye khocha! zara diyan say hm bi apnay elaqay ka mpw hai.

Police wala : Sorry sir, (salute krta hay) but sir mpw kia hota hay?

Pathan : O khana kharab Moong Phali Wala.:-)

Pathan : Kyun Ro rahy ho??

Memon : Meri Murgi Mar gai.

Pathan : Hamara Baap Mar gaya per Hum to nahi Roya.

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Memon : Tu Q Roye ga,

Tera Baap Anday Thori deta tha....;-)

Latest Pathan Jokes

Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..

Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"

Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"

Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"

Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"

Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"

Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"

Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"

Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"

Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"

Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"

Aur

Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan"...:-)

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Friday 20 November 2015

Joke of the day

Jamat
Pathan : O Yara, Aaj Hum se Jummy ka Namaz Qaza ho gaya.

Dost Herani se : Wo Q??

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Pathan : Yara Jab Jamat Shuru hony laga to

Imam saib ny kaha k

Apna apna Mobile Phone band ker do,

Hamara Phone Ghar per tha,

Jab hum Phone Band ker k Aya to

Jamat Ho Chuka tha..:-p :-(