Best Collection of New Pathan Jokes at Funny SMS

Aik siyasi nay ana tha to road say tmam Rairhi walo ko htaya gaya

per ek Pathan waheen khara raha.

Ek police wala aya : chal khan rairhi hata.

Pathan : Oye khocha! zara diyan say hm bi apnay elaqay ka mpw hai.

Police wala : Sorry sir, (salute krta hay) but sir mpw kia hota hay?

Pathan : O khana kharab Moong Phali Wala.:-)





Pathan : Kyun Ro rahy ho??

Memon : Meri Murgi Mar gai.

Pathan : Hamara Baap Mar gaya per Hum to nahi Roya.

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Memon : Tu Q Roye ga,

Tera Baap Anday Thori deta tha....;-)

Latest Pathan Jokes

Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..


Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"

Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"

Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"

Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"

Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"

Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"

Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"

Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"

Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"

Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"

Aur

Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan"...:-)

Mazahiya Desi Lateefay 2015

okes means Lateefay in Urdu language. We have largest collection of mazahiya lateefay. This website is created solely for entertainment purpose. All jokes are FREE and will always remain free for our readers. We strive to provide best collection of Urdu jokes to amuse our Pakistani readers.

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Joke of the day

Jamat
Pathan : O Yara, Aaj Hum se Jummy ka Namaz Qaza ho gaya.

Dost Herani se : Wo Q??

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Pathan : Yara Jab Jamat Shuru hony laga to

Imam saib ny kaha k

Apna apna Mobile Phone band ker do,

Hamara Phone Ghar per tha,

Jab hum Phone Band ker k Aya to

Jamat Ho Chuka tha..:-p :-(

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Saza e mot

Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.

Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro

Qatil: (after case)

Kya hua

Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy

love sms in urdu for girlfriend

Funny SMS

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Love is Life

New Love SMS

Us ko rab se itni bar manga hai

FARAZ

k ab hum sirf haath utahtel hain to farishte kehtay hian

KAKA taino hor koi kam nahi..

Ye thora sa jeevan  Adhura sa Mosam,

Ye Rangon ki Chahat, Gulabon ki Hasrat..

Ye Roshan Svery,Ye madhm Andhery…

Kisi roz tnha milo to Btaein…

Khyalon ki Rahein,

Chamakti Nigahein,

Wafaein Nibhana,

Adaein Dikhana…

Ye Ek Silsila hay,

Mgar Fasla hy,

Agar jaan jao to ehsas rakhna….

Isay raaz Rkhna,

Kro ek Wada,

Bna lo Irada,

Mulaqat kr lo,

Wohi bat kr lo

Kisi roz Tnha milo to Btaein..!

Hamari Mohabbat,

Tumbari Adaein..

pyar ka izhar

Dil toot janay ka izhar zruri to nahi

Ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zruri to nahi

Mujhe tha ishq teri rooh se or ab b hy

Jism se ho koi srokar zruri to nahi

Me tujhe toot k chahoon to meri fitrat hy

Tu b ho mera talabgar zruri to nahi

Ae sitamgar zara jhank meri ankhon may,

Zuban se pyar ka izhar zruri to nahi

Karan Johar bids farewell to 'Jhalak Reloaded

With Kapil Sharma taking a break from Comedy Nights With Kapil, it seems that it's resignation season on popular TV these days. Karan Johar has also decided to leave his late-night gig, the popular celebrity dance show Jhalak Reloaded.

Shahid Kapoor's midway break from Jhalak Reloaded (to honeymoon in London with his wife) sparked off rumours, but it was Karan Johar who was going to bid adieu to the dance crew this season. Yesterday's episode was his last. The director posted an emotional tweet in response to Shahid Kapoor's goodbye tweet.

No international cricket for Butt, Amir, Asif until 2016’

ISLAMABAD: Three Pakistan cricketers will have to undergo a six-month rehabilitation program before they can return to international cricket after their five-year ban ends on September 1.

The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) will allow opening batsman Salman Butt and fast bowlers Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir to play division two and club cricket from September 2, but the trio will be barred from first class and international match until the program ends on February 28 next year.

The ICC banned the cricketers for at least five years for spot-fixing after Asif and Amir bowled deliberate no-balls during a Test match in 2010 in which Pakistan was led by Butt.

PCB chairman Shaharyar Khan said the board had to consider the possible negative effects of re-inserting the players into Pakistani cricket.

“Having considered all these factors we have come up with an action plan that will ensure a smooth and gradual induction of these players into cricket,” Khan said in a statement.

The three cricketers will start working with PCB's vigilance and anti-corruption department from September 2 and will deliver lectures in 16 regions all over Pakistan.

The PCB had allowed the trio to practice at the National Cricket Academy from September 2 but they will not use the facility when national team players are present.

The PCB has also asked the three players to regularly visit orphanages and schools “in order to publicly contribute toward social responsibility obligations.”

The trio will also have integration sessions with the national team's bowling coach Mushtaq Ahmed and Pakistan players so that if they return to international or first class cricket they have “congenial environment” in the dressing room.

“The (three) players should have an apologetic attitude toward their fellow players, selectors and other stakeholders as a sign of sincere remorse,” the PCB said.

Twenty20 captain Shahid Afridi on Wednesday cautioned the PCB over the return of the spot-fixing trio and said an example needed to set for younger cricketers.

“This a very big decision for the PCB to take and I would urge the board to think over their future course of action thoroughly,” Afridi said.

“They will need to think very carefully of how to go about this because an example needs to be set for future generations.”

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jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~

Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai?
Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.

Meri ZINDGI un khubsurat MEHLON ki tarah hai FARAZ

Jo door se boht
KHUSHGAWAR mgr Andar se SUNSAAN hote hain.

jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~

Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

ALLAH intention dekhta hai

Intention kitna bhi acha ho

Dunya presentation dekhti hai

Aur

Presentation kitna bhi acha ho

ALLAH intention dekhta hai

adult sms

Sardar Ek Mahinay K Lye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha

Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha Ghr Da Khyal Rakhin,

Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin

28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja

Paa Jee ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar

Aa K Paabi Gee De Naal Sonda C

Tey Sawery Chala Janda C

Ajj 0h Nai Aya.

Aik din aik chor larki se uski chain chori kr k bhaga

aur jate jate us k balls b daba gaya.

Us din se ye muhawara ban gaya

Aik to chori uper se seena zoori

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha:

Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?
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Johnny: Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And

Jalta Hua Bulb
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Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: Bulb Kyu???
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Johnny: Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai

Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai,

Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi 

Latest and new shahri

Kya kahun tujhe?

Kya kahun tujhe?

Khwab kahun to toot jayega,

dil kahuu to bikhar jayega,

Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,

maut se pehle to tara saath chut na payega!

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Lafzo ki tara muje

Lafzo ki tara muje kitabon me mila kar,

Duniya se dar he to khwabo me mila ker,

Pholon ka khusbo se taluq he zrori,

Ban k khusbo muje gulabo me mila ker.

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Khusboo ki tarah aapke paas bikar jayenge

Khusboo ki tarah aapke paas bikar jayenge

Skoon ban kar dil mein utar jayengay

Mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijye

Door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.

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Dil ki dharkan ko dharka gaya koi

Dil ki dharkan ko dharka gaya koi

Merey khawabon ko mehka gaya koi

Hum tu anjanay raston pay chal rahay Thay

achanak hi pyaar ka Matlab seekha Gaya koi!!!!!!!

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The Thread asked the Candle:The Thread asked the Candle:
"Why do You dissolve yourself, when I burn?"

Candle replied: "You R my heart.
If U suffer, I'm bound to shed Tears 4 U"
That's a Relationship!

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Mahfil-e-ishq sajao to koi bat banay

Mahfil-e-ishq sajao to koi bat banay

Doloat-e-ishq Lutao to koi bat banay!

Jam ''saghar'' say Nahi pina Mujh ko!

Ankhon say pilao To koi Baat Banay!

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Na koi kisi se door hota hai

Na koi kisi se door hota hai

Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai

pyaar khud chal kar Aata hai

Jab koi kisi ke Naseeb main hota Hai.

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Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain..

Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain..

chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...

Hum to merenge aap ki baahon mein,

Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...